It all started when a young dwarf approached the council of Merciless Midgets with an blood stained document.

Xqushiner: "What is it you have here young dwarf?"

Ahku: "Sir, it is the secret location of where the talls of Darkspear both store their funds AND where they buy their gamecards!"

Xqushiner: "We must inform Fuher Healem of this immediately!"

*Moments later in the back room of Healem's Gnomish Strip Club*

Healem: "Hmmmm this IS important news!  If we could eliminate their banking institution than their credit cards will all bounce when it comes to renew their accounts!  Therefore causing a SWEEPING account closure of all the talls accounts!  This is brilliant!  Those few remaining with gamecards will be slaughtered!"

   So the target was chosen and Ahku was chosen to lead the attack!

  Ahku quickly lunged towards the front door and placed the Merciless Midgets propaganda!

  Meanwhile the Midgets sat back and laughed waiting for the innocent talls to go to their banks and realize that the MM were in fact > all.  But then something unexpected happened!

 A tall used charge on our poster and quickly removed it from its resting place!  Discouraged the MM went back to their base to reform a new strategy.  Clearly the talls have too much defense at their local WAMUs.

  The next plan was to launch a similar attach with a NEWLY created poster on the local Walmart.  Surely if they cannot go to Walmart to buy their game-cards then we will only have to deal with the re-occuring accounts!  Reverse psychology FTW!  The target comes into range:

And Ahku Rushes the door! 

  But minutes after the poster had been placed another tall comes out of nowhere!

  It appears the talls have already planted these super intelligent, super aggresive, and super alert spies in the form of "Greeters" at all major WALMARTS.  The MM will wait to strike another day.  But in the meantime AHKU was promoted to an OFFICER of MM for his valiant war efforts on the day.