So where do begin my Midget friends.  First let us look at the Tauren species.

Notice all of you how the Species has HORNS.  Many many people have made the mistake of considering this species cows when this is obviously not true.  The species is clearly a Bull.  If you were to have two of these species you would have Bulls.  Now it is a scientific fact that the females want to do you the larger bulls you have.  So please when attempting to impress females make sure you have the largest bulls possible.

Now how are you going to impress that special female?  Unless you are mormon you arn't going to have your marriage arranged so you better find some way of getting her attention.  The females have several senses which you can appeal to to get their attention such as:   Sight, Touch, Smell, Hearing, Taste, and knowing when males are having a good time playing Wow and calling them up telling them they should spend more time with eachother.  Of these senses the females tend to emphasis the act of love making with the sense of smell so make sure that your big bulls are smelling nice.  The best way to get your big bulls smelling nice are by making them all sweaty.  Here is an excellent idea at how to get some nice big sweaty bulls.

Alright so now you've got her attention.  Your big bulls are all sweaty but what now?  Well its all about the appearance of your bulls.  You don't want your big bulls to be improperly groomed do you?  Many females have expressed their concerns that if someone has some big hairly bulls they should really do the polite thing and braid them.  I mean if we are expecting night elves to shave their mounts.....we should at least braid our bulls...Remember that if you don't braid your big hairy bulls DO NOT expect the night elves to shave their pussy....cats    Here is an excellent way to braid the hair on your big sweaty hairy bulls.

Ok.....Moving right along now.... I realize many of you are from a generation where it just isn't acceptable but look at the next picture and see for your self what I've done with my big bulls.

Yes thats right my friends.... I pierced them.  I heard it increases stimulation but since I can't speak tauren I dont' know for sure.  Anyways make sure you are sporting some nice big hairy sweaty pierced bulls.

The last thing you need to do before you can let that special female get a glimpse of your bulls is to warm them up.  This is extremely important.  IF YOU KEEP YOUR BULLS AT A TEMPERATURE BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE THEY WILL QUICKLY SHIFT FROM BIG BULLS TO SMALL BULLS.  This is because Healem is known to be in winterspring with a shrink ray.  So make sure you keep your bulls warm.

Now the smell of your big warm pierced hairy sweaty bulls will draw her near you but just in case make sure that just above your bulls you have pitched a tent.

And right before the time comes to do your work ALWAYS wash your bulls!  Although the smell of sweaty bulls will most certainly land you a female in your tent the TASTE will drive them away.

Thank you for studying.  Also check your bulls for cancer in the shower. Good luck my midgets!