Healems Realm First Alliance Priest 85!

It all began on a cold night in Icecrown on December 5th.  Healem logs in and Tiaga (who just got off the phone with the first girl that ever liked him) rushes to him.  "Master have you heard the news?"

"What News?", Healem asked

Tiaga then explained to Healem that somebody had discovered a way to obtain the fabled level 85.  Healem quickly did the Midget math and concluded that a level 85 small would be the equivalent to a level 110 Tall and decided he must achieve this level as soon as possible.  So he quickly completed a few quests.

After completing the quests he ventured out to the new lands and began leveling.  With a healthy regime of 1 hour of leveling and 1 hour of tolling Healem plowed through the levels.  But then... a whisper.  Because Protassiem, Haldamir, Tiaga, Littelruby, and Pallypocket were camping some horde into oblivion he had fallen way behind Healem on the leveling.  He offered Healem 100,000 gold to take a nap at 1 bar away and just let him ding the achievement first.  As much as Healem knew the morale of the smalls would be raised by his server-wide message he had also never been paid 100,000 gold to take a nap.  So the race was thrown.  You can see below that Healem was merely flying around with one bar remaining waiting for the horde to finish.

Less than 30 minutes later Healem decided to secure his own achievement of Realm First! Alliance Priest Level 85.  So he went out and completed his bar.

A quick survey of the realm revealed that yes there was no alliance 85 priests.

And that the priests attempting to compete with Healem were way back in level 84.

And so ladies and gentlemen.  This is the story of how Healem made 100,000 gold by taking a nap and still achieved his