My Dearest Friends,

  The following is a direct link to some of the things that Fonzy has said about his experiences while in the Merciless Midgets taken directly from the guild RUIN's Forums.

http://www.ruinguild.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=553&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

  For those of you who are too lazy to go read it the Merciless Midgets will now begin an in depth research report as to what happened to our beloved Fonzy and what has forced him to feel this way.

  Let us start our theory by investigating the nature of the Fonzy.  We had originally believed Fonzy looked as follows:

But after we reviewed the following section:

We had a professional Police suspect drawer person give us a computer imagine of what Fonzy COULD look like after his accident.

The Merciless Midgets then begin to search for this lost dog far and wide to try to recover our Fonzy back.  We cursed the Gods of Azeroth.  WHY OH WHY DID YOU TAKE OUR LITTLE PUPPY DOG AWAY FROM US... OUR LITTLE FONZY SNUGGLE WUGGLES!  But then another clue presented itself!

  Perhaps Fonzy was badly abused and that is why we could not even recognize him!  The search party quickly widened to the local abused animal shelters of Azeroth.  We inspected thousands of abused dogs but then we got to thinking.  Why would we Abuse Fonzy?  What kind of abuse would any member of the Merciless Midgets do to Fonzy?  I think we were looking for a different kind of abuse.  Sure enough when we went to the south wing of the shelter named as the "special abuse section" we found our Fonzy :(  And oh the shame in what someone had done to him!

  The Merciless Midgets thought for sure that after rescueing Fonzy from his Abused and Lost state that he would be with us forever but what we didn't realize was........ The powers of...... THE OPPOSITE SEX......Spoken straight from the words of Fonzy himself there was a power that we could not control.

The Merciless Midgets rushed to Fonzy's Myspace and quickly found the woman that was stealing away our Loyal Midget!

  The Merciless Midgets were going to try to attempt to make a counter-attack to save our dear Fonzy.  But as the Great Healem was approaching Fonzy's house in Ironforge it appeared that it was too late.... Fonzy was in "puppy love".  What an ironic end to a tragic story.  One of the great midgets a "lost abused dog" inevitably destroyed by his "puppy love".  The MM Cried for about 2 hours and then decided to have a toll to cheer us up.  It was a good run with the Fonz.... And we will forever miss the "HEEEEEYYYYYYYY" coming accross our comms.... But we just cannot compete with:....