General Mills W. Snipem and the War in Darnassus!

    I'm sure many of you know the fine midget that goes by the name of Snipem but today.... March 04th, 2005 he has been promoted!  Because of recent attacks of the talls to fly Zepplins and Gyrocopters into our beloved lumber mills the Merciless Midgets desperately needed a General of the Mills!  So welcome all...General Mills W. Snipem....Let us listen to his inauguration speach.

General Mills W. Snipem:  Why thank you,,, Why thank you,,,  HOLY )#@($* I JUST GOT A BLUE ITEM Before I start EVERYBODY look at this item.... http://www.thottbot.com/?i=5989 OMG Its sweet!

Ambassador De Bandito Stickem:  That sucks dude.

General Mills W. Snipem:  Oh.... yea I guess its not that good.... let me continue then.  My fellow Shorties!  We live in a time where FEAR is the weapon of these talls that I will now refer to as "terrorists".   These talls are known as the Al'Quelthalas and have been hiding in the lands of the MiddleWest also known as DARNASSUS!   They have been developing WMD's or Windigo's of Mass Destruction and we MUST attack fast and hard to eliminate this threat!  Observe some of the intelligence that we have gathered on the talls ability to destroy!

Inside their base we noticed that their troops were CLEARLY ready to move and some of them have already begun relationships with talls in Ironforge Territory.  Our intelligence shows us this Wendigo is named "bob"

*Several Days later the Merciless Midgets rolled into Darnassus and SCORCHED its earth*

The Merciless Midgets then deployed billions of dollars worth of military equipment into the MiddleWest to continue to bring democracy to these terrorists!

OBSERVE THE AIR FORCE OF THE MERCILESS MIDGETS!

Followed by our incredible LAND FORCE!

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The battle lasted a matter of days before General Mills W. Snipem had lead his country of midgets to a quick victory.  But was it really a victory?  Soon video's began surfacing of various rebels still present in the Country!  Hostages were being taken and the presence of the Merciless Midgets in this country began to be questioned.

This was one of the most elite forces of the Merciless Midgets being held by these tall terrorists!

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To this day the Shorts still own the lands of the Talls and are still forcing the talls to live by their standards.  So whats the lesson today my short friends.  Well no WMD's really seemed to surface once General Mills W. Snipem lead the MM to their so called "Victory" but nobody seemed to notice or care.  It just goes to show that if you are big enough.... bad enough... and bullsy enough... you can convince an entire nation of shorts to dispose of a threat that clearly has not.... did not exist.