Grettings Fine Citizens of Azeroth,

    Today is a glorious day not only for the life of a young gnome who goes by the name of Ginyu but today is also a glorious day for the Merciless Midgets themselves!  You see the Merciless Midgets have been fighting the "War on Talls" for almost 6 months now and it has been greatly straining our resources.  Then with the "War of Biter" presenting itself we were having a very difficult time keeping our ranks full enough to fight both these wars.  But today thanks to the help of Ginyu we believe that the War on Biter may not only be over but also be a great victory!  

    You see the man who goes by the name of "Biter" lives in a far off place meant to be populated by nothing but Critters and Cows.  This place is called IOWA!  I Healem upon finding the location of Biter's Hideout quickly purchased transportation there.

    However, with the unexpected attack on myself by the GM's and the time it took to free myself I knew there was no way I was going to be able to make it to this distant destination.  It was then that I realized the services of the once Great Merciless Midget Ginyu could be utilized.  For not only does Ginyu live in this mysterious place known at IOWA he is also the roommate of our Arch-Nemesis BITER!  I quickly call Ginyu at (563)379-4145 and ask him if he is prepared to do "WHATEVER" it takes to rejoin the Merciless Midgets as he had previously stated.  

    The answer:  YES

    The Mission:  To make Biter wake up to him standing naked with a drawing of the once "love of his life" taped to your genitals while placing a banner on his forhead that reads "Die Traitor Bitch" then you must swiftly chuck an item at his face waking him up and capturing his amazement as he views all of this!

So First Ginyu began the drawing the one Tinka/Biter so desperately loved that went by the name of Ashley.

The Original was:

The rendering provided by Ginyu was remarkably similar.

 Next we Ginyu needed to create the banner!

With the materials ready Ginyu stripped down to nothing but his west Coast Chopper Muscle-T.

He then places the banner upon Biter's Forehead

He gets ready to chuck his object.....

\DIRECT HIT!  THE BITER HAS BEEN AWAKENED!

What could be going through his mind as he see's his roommate standing half naked over him with a drawing of his Ex we can only speculate... But many of our top Gnomish Engineers believe it was something along the lines of "WTF" and the facial expression confirms!

So with such bravery and dedication Ginyu has been given re-admittance to the Merciless Midgets despite his living-quarters affiliation with the Renegade known as Biter.  CONGRATULATIONS GINYU!  and.....

DIE IN A FIRE BITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!