A Treachery MOST Foul

Greeting Fine Citizens of Azeroth,

  As many of you know (and many of you don't) I logged on Healem today to find my character to have the most horrifying experience of his entire LIFE!

Thats right people!  HEALEM HAS BEEN DELEVELED!  WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?  WHY WOULD THEY DO SUCH A THING?  Well lets back up a little bit.

It all started when my good friend Grievem got banned.  You can view the movie of this event by CLICKING HERE.  Now those of you who are loyal followers of Merciless Midgetism know that I, Healem, Fuher of Darkspear, would not allow one of my INNOCENT members to be banned for no reason!  I knew that something must have been done.  I must STRIKE BACK at the GM who did this in some way.  But how?  I called one of the only people I knew who was close enough to the GM staff to let me strike a blow.  My Ex-GM-Girlfriend Rosa. 

You can hear the phone conversation by CLICKING HERE!

  After giving Rosa a little loving I was able to arrange a double date with the GM who destroyed Grievem, his wife, me, and Rosa.  Things went good and it gave me an excellent opportunity to get close to this GM.  After chatting with my new "buddy buddy" I quickly realized this guy was clean as a whistle!  How could the great Healem bring down somebody who hasn't gotten so much as a speeding ticket?  But then it dawned one me.  What is the one thing Mr. Perfect wouldn't have control over?  I believe if you are familiar with a popular tune "Why do good girls.... like Bad Guys" you will understand how I able to seduce none other than his beautiful wife!  In fact, I even had to make a new Outlook Folder to carry all these E-mails.

 So there you have IT!  Things started to spark and now not only did I have a GM notch to add to my belt I had a GM's Wife notch to put there as well.  But as you can tell from the E-mails things started to hit the fan when apparently Blizzard gave the team a day off and he arrived home early one day.  My Lexus was parked in front and he KNEW something was up.  He claims he was too hurt to even go in the house but we all know guys like him... it wasn't that he was too hurt it was that he doesn't know what to do when his perfect little life gets turned upside down.  Just like my poor member Grievem didn't know what to do when his account was terminated!  Payback is a #($*ch. 

  I wish it stopped here but this brings us to where we are today.  My login screen which gives me no options  but a couple silly little alts and a Level 1 shell of the pwnage that I use to be.  I called blizzard tech support but it didn't go well.  You can hear the conversation I had with them by CLICKING HERE!

  In conclusion,  I am offering the GM THIS ONE LAST THING.  You give me my Healem back... And I explain to you why I would have a picture of what you thought was YOUR unborn son which you were ever so excited about.  Do the math... I knew your wife when he was conceived.  The bigger question is HOW WELL DID I KNOW HER.  The ball is in your court GM... The ball is in your court.