Greetings Fine Citizens of Azeroth,

  I, Healem, Fuher of the Merciless Midgets, Former Commander of Darkspear, The Prince of Priests, The Sulton of Shadow, The Magistrate of Melting Faces, have come to you today to tell you that I have returned.

  For those new to the chaos which will soon ensue let me "update" you.  You see long ago.  When Darkspear was just a baby server amongst a few others there existed a terrorist organization known as "The Talls" lead by it's leaders "Al Cadia".  The server was unplayable for most as these talls would harass the smalls/midgets everywhere, even our own homes in Ironforge.  Blizzard was on the verge of a server shut down until one day the gods of Azeroth had a better idea.

Blizzard GM:  "We must shut it down!  Player subscriptions on this realm are declining."

God of Azeroth: "Foolish GM and where would these talls go?  You think they will quit!  No they will migrate to other servers!  They will force your playerbase SERVERWIDE to decline"

Blizzard GM:  "WE ARE DOOMED.  The end of WoW is near"

God of Azeroth:  "What if I told you... That I could create a being so powerful he could stop the talls.  He could place fear in the hearts of even the strongest guilds and bring balance back to the server.  This small could unite the midgets and save WoW all together.  What would that be worth to you?"

Blizzard GM:  "That would be priceless".

  And so Healem was created.

  Commanding his army of "Merciless Midgets" he did bring balance to the server and squashed the Tall Rebellions across the globe.  As a result the Tall infestation did not spread and WoW continued to bring revenue as an MMO.  Blizzard was grateful.    Then one day...

Healem felt betrayed!  How could he have single handedly saved WoW and the Blizzard community and then the next day be at war with the GM's.  But later when he checked his mail later that day he saw something he couldn't believe.

  The god of Azeroth then came down to Healem and said that both Healem and the blank check need to ascend to the Heavens where he can forever look down and smile upon the peoples of Darkspear.  It has been here that Healem has been watching you all for the last 6 months.  Those lag spikes.... Those server shut downs... That has been Healem playing games with you all.

  Which brings us to present day.  You see Healem had been working diligently in assisting with the creation of the new worlds known to Blizzard as an "expansion".  Like all gods do he was working 6 days and resting on the 7th... Longing for the 2 day weekend.  When he noticed something was wrong.  Where was the additional short race?  Where was the Playable "Pimpsters"!  THEY WERE GONE!

  After digging through countless of Blizzard files Healem realized that in the concept dept they had adapted his playable race of "pimpsters" to some kind of TALL SPECIES known as "draenai".  OBSERVE!

  On the right you see the design that Healem had created for one of your new playable races a "pimpster"!  Finally tilting the balance in the favor of the smalls.  Finally there would be THREE small races and TWO tall races for the alliance.  But Blizzard had ruined it!  They were setting themselves up for the same downfall they originally faced.  An obundance of Talls not knowing they are slaves to the smalls....  Everything Healem once fought for is in jeopardy.  Healem had no choice.  Nobody on Darkspear remained strong enough to fight these "Draenai".  The gnomes and dwarves throughout would soon perish and foolishly befriend these "Draenai".  Healem had to decend to the lands of Azeroth to handle this upcoming invasion HIMSELF!

  People of Azeroth DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THESE TALLS!  Blizzard would love for you to believe that the Blood Elves and Draenai are NOT on the same team.

But What they don't show you is the TRUE agenda for these additional Talls.  To breed a whole new army to exterminate us Midgets!  Does this next slide look like "Fighting" to you?