In every young shorts life there comes a time when they feel that it must have.... A purpose. A sort of meaning for it's existence. They must become..... A MERCILESS MIDGET!!! That time for a young gnomish female by the name of JSS was February 25th, 2005. Jss felt drawn to the guild by some unexplainable force? Could it be the size of the giant genitalia of their Leader Healem? Or perhaps it was merely he love of music and the flutes of the Merciless Midgets that called her to their ranks.... Whatever it was.... one thing was for certain Jss and the MM were a match made in heaven.
Jss soon sent an application to the MM begging that they allow her entry into the safety of the most powerful organization of Darkspear.
JSS: "Midgets I JSS a gnomish warrior would like to be permitted access to the Merciless Midgets l33t files of pvp godlyness"
Slashem: "And what my dear lady makes you think you deserve the privelage to wear the blue tabard that represents death and destruction of the TALLS!"
Jss: "I am a female, I have body parts unlike any of your guild!"
Snipem: "OMG WE MUST LET HER IN"
Bitem: "FEMALE FEMALE FEMALE WE MUST HAVE"
Slashem: "SILENCE! Fellow midgets. Jss I am morman....... Your female temptations don't work on me.... I have had sex 9 times in the last 7 minutes. You will have to offer additional skills if you would like Entry".
Snipem and Bitem then logged onto Slashems account and used blatant profanity in general chat.....Slashem was then banned for 3 days and the questing to allow JSS into the guild lay strictly in the hands of Snipem and Bitem.
Snipem: "Ummmm.... to join.....you have to.... gosh I bet your cute huh".
Bitem: "What my colleage is trying to say Jss is that here in the Merciless Midgets you have to work out" *Flexes*..."Yep tuesdays arms and back.... I don't know if you heard me counting but I just did over 1000 push- ups"
Professor Valmore: "Wait midgets! Did you even take this prospect through the Female Equation".
Snipem / Bitem: "ARG!!! I knew we forgot something... Your so wise Professor Valmore!"
Professor Valmore: "Well lets just test it out....Female + World of Warcraft = .00000000000000000000001% "
Professor Valmore: "Only one thing will solve this.... TO THE VOICE COMMS"
Jss voice booms accross the voice comms with a level of testosterone that could only signify the existence of an illusionary Rod. It is about this time that Healem wakes up from his long night with 9 gnomish females, 6 dwarven females, and one filthy tall female just to see how it is. Healem is quickly informed of the situation and takes control of the situation.
Healem: "Alright JSS. As a female imposter you will be sentenced to engage in sexual actvities with gnomes FAR AND WIDE! Only after you have satisfied ample numbers of gnomes will you be permitted into the ranks of the Merciless Midgets"
The young JSS knew that her journey would not be easy..... But she began his hunt. Soon he had found her victim. It was none other than a LOVE BUNNY!
Jss then gets the love bunny alone!
THE LOVE BUNNY IS INTO IT!
OH NO! Her cover is BLOWN!
A great pain is felt.
Like a run in with STD's (Stockades) we will all know that Nanno has cybered with a male on a female character. Next to the golden girls this epidemic is the leading cause of self-gratification that should just NOT happen. Nanno's attempts to pretend to be a female echo through the halls of ironforge like a fat dwarf's cries for a prom date........ Congratulations Jss for entrance to the MM
Even the filthy talls celebrated.... Look at em go!
P.S. The names of those named JSS have been changed to Tinka to protect the innocent.