PLAYA's X-mas Present
Greetings Fine Citizens of
Erica,
I know it has been awhile since I told a tale of bravery and strength from the
front lines of the Merciless Midgets. While I would love to say that I have some
great new footage I regret to inform you that for those who do not know I have
been unable to log on over the past week in order to capture this footage.
Many of you may think this is because of the multiple houses I purchased or that
I was merely allowing the levels of the guild to catch up before I enter
A-grade. But truth be told that I have not been online because I was DRUGGED.
Thats right I said DRUGGED by the infamous Playa in a pathetic attempt to take
out the MM from the top. The worst part about it is the deviousness that he used
in which to do this.
It all started when I checked the mail. Suprised I find an X-mas Gift from none
other but Playa. I assume it is a type error and is in fact from his mother but
after looking at the hand writing I realize it is indeed Playa.
With excitement I begin quickly opening my present!
I"m still confused as I find myself looking at a strange metal box.
I open the box to find a strange letter and some cookies.
I open the letter to find one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.
And for those who couldn't read from the image.... The top was:
And the bottom was:
I then investiage these "gold farmer" cookeis.
I try a nibble of one.
And the next thing I know I"m out cold.
THat was almost a full week ago. So I'm happy to announce that I will be much
more careful in the future and hopefully this will never happen again. If
anybody else receives a strange package from anyone in SP please please please
remember what happened to me and DO NOT OPEN IT. The drugs in the cookies may
have only hurt me for a week but the images Playa mailed me will last a lifetime
P.S. Playa how many of your mom's presents under the tree Vibrate?