Welcome to the Home of the Midget Mobile (Inspired by Soze)!

After hours upon hours of the Merciless Midgets riding around on their mounts we decided that it was definately time that we picked up a much better method of transportation.  At first we thought that perhaps a lvl 60 mount would help us get around more quickly but then we realized that we needed something with 200% Speed increase.  We needed..... A Midget Mobile! 

  The Merciless Midgets quickly added up their extra $$ after we blew most of our gold on intercour.... I mean intermural sports.... yea thats it we spend our money to help fund athletic competitions.  Anyways thats not important lets just say that between all of us we rounded up about 4 silver 42 copper.  So buying a midget mobile was going to be out of the question!  We were obviously going to have to put our best engineers at work to build one.  But of course you need to have somewhere to start so we began looking at various Tall Garage Sales to see if we could find a starting place.

  Apparently the talls have had many "Hero's" in the past who have recently been killed by the Merciless Midgets so maybe we can pick up one of their rides.

  First we came across a vehicle from the Ambigiously Gay Duo

  We immediately began bidding on this SWEET ride but Alas Ness and his "Killer Queens" outbid us and we were forced to move on.

Next we came accross the Turtle Van and we immediately fell in love!

Slashem: There is no way this is going to work guys It clearly states on the front "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Healem:  Thats nonsense we could easily just change it to Teenage Non-Mutant Ninja Midgets" Its like 10 letters of difference!

Fonzy:  I like this idea lets get it!

Torchem:  I don't know it just doesn't seem "us"

Fonzy: plz plz plz plz plz lets get it.

Healem: OK fine Teenage Non-Mutant Ninja Midgets it is.

So after much deliberation we moved on this vehicle.  However, 3 hours after we acquired it Fonzy was busted by the po po (gm's) for having a underage gnomish female in the back and referring to it has the Merciless Midget Shaggin Wagon.

So that car was definately out and the Merciless Midgets were starting to run out of options.  But what's this!  We came across a car DESIGNED FOR SMALLS!  

We quickly try to find this man with amazing "Powers" that they call Austin.  But upon finding him we were sorely upset!  HE WAS A TALL?  What is this a tall who drives a car designed for smalls?   Is this some kind of sick joke?  Anyways, lucky for us Torchem had read the Idiot's guide to used car buying and after finding numerous Mayonaise stains in the back seat we refrained against this purchase.

But then.... and right then.... we found it....The car of our dreams.....THE MIDGET MOBILE!  It looked like a POS now but after the right upgrades this could be our dream car!  We quickly purchased it.  Here is a picture before the necessary upgrades were made!

So soon we got to work... It was difficult... no easy task but we were able to transform it into a car that would be rivaled by no other car!    You can clearly see the upgrades in our picture that follows.  So me and Daeglor enjoyed our first joy in the new Midget Mobile!!!!