Greetings Fine Citizens of Darkspear,

  I come to you all today to tell you a tale of how I became the first pirate on the fine server of Darkspear.  But you will all soon find out that this tale will end in sadness.

  You see it all started when I attempted to petition the powers of my new mighty Hat.

  As you can see in the following conversation that this Hat was both a blessing and a curse.

In addition to being so very overpowered this hat also comes with some other magical powers!

It then shocked me that the GM was sympathetic to my complaint!

For those of you who do not know who Rosa is.  That is the last GM that I had a sexual relationship with.  You can research this Darkspearian Event by CLICKING HERE.

Anyways I know that you guys arn't interesting in reading my narration of what happened so let me just cut and paste the good parts of the conversation.......

Now for those of you who do not realize what it takes to get the pirate hat go ahead and observe my previous faction.

  And after some minor alterations from my new girlfriend (Oops did I spoil the ending) Rachel lets take a look at my reputation now!

Well hmmmm... isn't that interesting... how could that have happened?  Anybody have any guesses?  Stumps me  BUT... lets see what else could happen with a little love in all the right places?

This is what I would normally see when I log in.

  So can everybody imagine my suprise to logging in and seeing the following mix of Prophecy, Transcendence and epic staff.  My G/F must really love me!  She uses my account like her own personal dressing room!

So Guys with full MC/BWL gear.  Love in my sails, and the proven ability to pwn everyone on Darkspear I must bid you all a goodbye while I chase one of the few unconquered territories for the Midgets...A blizzard Employee!  Sometimes I just don't learn I guess!  Wish me luck.... I will be back........