Greetings Fine Citizens of Azeroth,

  I, the prophetofmm, Leader of the once glorious Merciless Midget Petting Zoo am announcing my retirement from the petting zoo industry today.  Now before you all cry and attempt to get me to stay let me go ahead and explain to you all my reason for leaving.  The petting zoo was intended to be a remarkable experience that the entire family could enjoy, it was intended to bring peace and happyness throughout the lands of Ironforge.  But sadly, thanks to some cheap knockoffs petting zoo's are running rampant throughout Ironforge and I will be the first to be shutting mine down although mine is not un-appropriate like the knock-offs.

  I suppose I should start from the beginning.  It all started when I came across a peculiar looking shop in Ironforge.

I was quite suprised to find out, however, that upon entering this "petting zoo" it seemed nobody was home.  I saw some ale laying upon the table and decided that I shall help myself.

 As I waited I eventually became weary and decided I would go downstairs and just take a nap while I waited to confront this owner of an obvious "petting zoo knockoff".  But as I was traveling down the stairs I was startled to find the owner asleep as well!

  From the very beginning something just didn't seem right about this petting zoo and the more I found out the more I was beginning to doubt it even really existed.  One obvious clue was no pet fanatic would have a dead animal laying on her floor!

  I climbed into the bed with the owner of this terrible shop and was EXTREMELY surprised to see her night elf pussy (sorry rosasharn, for the word and for seeing it) COMPLETELY EXPOSED!

  I desperately wanted to wake up the owner of this shop so that we could discuss when, where, and how she would be shutting it down.  So I gave this Sikiess a little poke to wake her up.

  She didn't wake up.  Being a fellow Petting Zoonarian such as myself I knew how tiring it can be to do a show.  So I gave her a little harder of a poke this time.

  Imagine my suprise as she STILL did not wake up.  Luckily for me I had been practicing on my unarmed and hand to hand combat so I equipped my best fisting weapon and gave it my all to wake her up!

  Well all the poking and proding to try to wake this owner up was starting to get me all hot and bothered.  Apparently this owner wasn't making any money on her petting zoo because she didn't even have an Air conditioner!  I removed my heavy robes etc. to try to keep cool.  In the meantime she had rolled to the other side of the bed and I decided that I should position myself as close to her as possible and perhaps some yelling would work!

  Discouraged, and ready to give up I decided to give her ONE last poke to see what happens.

  To My suprise she QUICKLY sprung to her feet!  "What kind of petting zoo is this" I questioned.   She quickly moved her arms down her body and replied "This Petting"

    "What are you referring to"? I replied?  Do you have some rare pet that I don't know about between those legs?  If there was indeed a pet that I did not have I knew that I must find it!  I quickly pulled out my abnormally large black cock and hopped on the bed to investigate.

    After what I considered to be an EXTREMELY thorough inspection of the region that Sikiess had informed me there was petting to be had I decided that this petting zoo was nothing more than a SCAM.  I could find no furry pets for my enjoyment what-so-ever.

  I inspected one last spot on the Night Elf who goes by the name of Sikiess.  Just to be certain the pets were not hidden anywhere.

  And after all that I found out that my original thoughts were true.  This was just another one of many fraudulent shops in Ironforge with absolutely no "petting" and no "service" being offered to anyone.  What...A....Scam.   I quickly disciplined Sikiess for her operation.

  Hopefully all of you can still respect the Merciless Midgets and the ProphetofMM in our valiant attempts at bringing a Petting Zoo to Ironforge and hopefully you can forgive us for having to shut it down.  And to sikiess... Shame on you for these activities.  And for the readers.... The alcohol at the beginning of this story had nothing to do with the events or story telling that has taken place.