Merciless Midgets STOCK SURGE OF 2010

While dozens of people have been taking advantage of the <MM> unique stock offering of only 1,000 gold a share.   There are still those out there who are somehow convinced that the graph below could somehow, someway be inaccurate.

So in an ongoing effort by the Merciless Midgets to increase public awareness of this unique and lucrative stock opportunity we have decided to share with you the inner-workings of our Wednesday night shareholder meetings.  These meetings are the time in which the stocks pay their dividends and hopefully will put to bed the accusations that MM shares are in anyway comparable to Enron.

  The meetings begin with a simple MM pledge:

The next part of the meetings is the ceremonial "handing of the fish".  You see in Midget customs and cultures the fish represents financial stability.  So at the beginning of each meeting a fish is handed out to all members of the meeting and all shareholders.  The shareholders are given the special fish you see below and guild members are given fangtooth herrings.

Now comes a truly great and unique part about the <MM> shares.  You are allowed to purchase these shares prior to the actual disbursement of the funds.  That means if you own even just ONE share that you paid 1,000 gold for at the beginning of the meeting you can buy additional shares for the SAME PRICE before we disburse the $$ per share.  Here you can see several shareholders at the meeting taking advantage of this option!

At the end of the meeting the shareholders are offered a % of their money back based on how well their shares did.  Here you can see one shareholder who bought 3 shares that week (3,000 gold).  Receive OVER 500 GOLD in his weekly dividend draw.  Man these stocks really pay well.

And then at the end of the meeting you are allowed to auction off any shares you would like to share.  Here one stockholder for unknown reasons was upset with his payout so he decided to auction off 2,000 gold worth of his shares to the highest bidder.  Look how liquid these things are?  Where else can you invest in wow where you can instantly get a small fraction of your money back in 30 minutes?

MM shares are selling like hotcakes so hopefully you all can join us sometime.  Be sure to contact your local <MM> stock broker in-game and be sure to get your piece of the most powerful guild on Darkspear!