March 19th, 2007
Greetings Fine Citizens of Tharridon,
Many people have been sending me private messages, in-game tells, E-mails, and
nude photo's as a result of my recent videos. I have also noticed that a lot of
these have been requesting my thought, advice, and expertise on the high quality
content my video's have to offer. As a result I have created yet another
instructional video. Think of this like a "PVP Video Making for Dummies"
made to train you on the art of good video skillz.
March 17th, 2007
Greetings Fine Citizens of Tharridon
First of all I would like everybody to go download and review this post not
affiliated with Merciless Midgets in any way.
http://forums.tentonhammer.com/showthread.php?t=11654
Now I would like to address the problem. The Merciless
Midgets are very fed up with people who feel it necessary to make use listen to
their stupid ventrillo conversations in their weak pvp videos. Do porno
directors make you watch the condom wrapper being opened? Are we forced to watch
"The Making of ____" on our DVD's? NO! Then why is it that I am forced to listen
to a ventrillo conversation? As a video made to raise awareness of this crisis
that is becoming increasingly popular in amater fraps film the Merciless Midgets
have created the following video. CLICK HERE!
March 15th, 2007
Greetings Fine Citizens of Tharridon,
Many have been wondering how it is possible that so many of the Merciless
Midgets have reached over level 20 in just a few short days. While we thought
about keeping our super secrets to ourselves we have decided that much like the
wikipedia we are all about free information. So as a result we will now show you
how we have been able to not only complete quests long before our levels should
allow us but also how we are able to then make money and infamy as well.
This instructional video says it all.
March 13th, 2007
Greetings Fine Citizens of Tharridon,
For those of you who arn't cool enough to be involved in local Tharridon
politics I have come to let you know that there has been a HUGE debate over
which is better the Squirrel or the Midget? While I know you all are thinking
"What a stupid question obviously Midgets are better" there were some skeptics
and squirrel theorists who shall remain namelesss *Cough* SquirrletteBLS *cough
cough*. Anyway I have decided to put together the concrete evidence from the
Merciless Midget archives to PROVE how and why Midgets are superior to
Squirrels... OBSERVE!
March 11th, 2007
Greetings Fine Citizens of Tharridon,
While it has not even been 24 hours since our Birth on our new home of Tharridon
the Merciless Midgets are already quick at work to destroy all those who would
dare attack the beautiful Wildlife of Thestra.
For those who do not know the Merciless Midgets are proud members of P.E.T.A or
PC's for the Ethical Treatment of Artificial Intelligence. In our first wave to
raise public awareness we traveled to the city of Three Rivers and decided to
hunt in the Plains of a Dozen Noobs. There we encountered many of the people you
will see in the following video. We attempted to educate the public that in a
world with multiple spheres it is no longer necessary to "grind" our friendly
wild-life friends. Many people understood our cries and converted to diplomats,
however, there were those too stupid to listen. You can view the Chaos by
CLICKING HERE!
March 10th, 2007
Greetings Fine Citizens of Tharridon,
I have come to you today, as king and champion of this server, to let you know
about an ancient art which has been revitalized today on the Tarridon Server. A
PVP tactic so powerful that the servers shook just moments after the Merciless
Midgets initiated the assault. I'm talking about.....
Invulnerable Healing!
Today as the Merciless Midgets forcefully collected over 25 gold from various
noobs (Special thanks to Mau, Therekon, Lyzard, and others) the server of
Tharridon was able to witness the true power of the Merciless Midgets first hand
in the lands of Martok. Or what we have renamed to Midgetok. Please remember
friends that we have at our disposal ARMIES of level 6 Invulnerable healing
shamans and we are NOT afraid to use them.
February 16th, 2007
Greetings Fine Citizens of Varking,
As many citizens have already witnessed the Merciless Midget invasion of this server is already well underway. However, many of our members and future Vanguard recruits are having a little problems building their computers which will be capable of handling Vanguard. As a result the MM have decided to make a "Vanguard Computer Buildling Tutorial" which can be viewed by CLICKING HERE.
January 13th, 2007
Greetings Fine Citizens of Telon,
The Merciless Midgets are excited about the upcoming potential of Vanguard! I regret to inform you, however, that the upcoming community of the Vangurad Forums was slightly less excited. You can view their response to our posting by CLICKING HERE!
